Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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