if i can run in heels then i can drive
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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