You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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