can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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