I've blown a few things in my day
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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