Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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