sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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