She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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