i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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