I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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