Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i drank out of a bidet.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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