I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
tell me about the eggs
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