have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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