I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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