no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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