you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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