Where did you get a picture of my penis
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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