OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
