why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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