just come out here and I will go home with you...
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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