How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
