No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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