where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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