i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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