I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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