Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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