Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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