so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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