How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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