Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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