Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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