im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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