I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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