there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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