Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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