Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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