WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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