Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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