i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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