So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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