how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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