? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She needs sedatives and a leash
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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