Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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