It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
