Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
