If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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