i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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