We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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