i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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