I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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