i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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