just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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