is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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