i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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