With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
we're making bets on your personal life
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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