I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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