she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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