Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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